What kind of lies to you put in your resume

[liby]

What kind of lies to you put in your resume or tell the employers when they are interviewing you?

[voisine]

my gpa in my major was a 3

[freemyer]

that i have an 8 inch cock it's really 8.5 inches

[swick]

I don't lie, but I have in some cases estimated the dollar value of my contributions. Do you think I should footnote those examples?

[toyama]

that i fuck like

[gutekunst]

I don't with some computer stuff if you are caught in a lie in an interview it will be really embarrassing and you won't get the job. However they often do not care if you know something or not, they just want to get an overall view about what you can do. The only thing I have ever advised someone to do is say they have a bachelors degree when they may not have graduated. I never know anyone who checks that when a person is over 30.